Hi folks, looking forward to meeting you all .
My brother asked me if I wanted to go on a dessert holiday I said brilliant I love puddings ..................He has always had a dry sense of humour...
OUR OVERVIEW,
Our natural habitat is forest and waterways of East Anglia,
Both:- atheist , heterosexual , omnivores ,(sub group) working class.
Showing reasonable to good social skills. after 10 am / coffee/ or cigarette.
Vocabulary limited to one language , hoping to get by as we have a been practicing a variety on international expressions mainly three types of smile, a confused look , two surprised expression and one of us is working on angry in case we need it....
One of us is looking forward to:-
the chicks, camel meat , toilets and the bumpy bits .
The other:-
the people , the price of fuel abroad and losing his co-driver .
Game plan is to try to and be kind and gentle all the way ( mainly to the vehicle) but also to anybody who we meet.
We are both mechanically minded practical and laid-back .
One of us is handsome, the other inteligent.......
One of us is organised, the other does not suffer from O.C.D.
One of us can drive, the other more points and squirts
One of us has a good sense of direction the other wanders through life aimlessly
All in all, We are two brothers who have always loved Land Rovers , off roading and traveling.
We will be looking forward to it all, up for anything and we look forward to meeting ............YOU!
revision
booked ferry to Santander from Portsmouth leaving 5pm 3rd April
staying in tarifa hotel 2 nights 6th 7th.
STEPHEN AND DOUGIE MARTIN


