
The Budgie Smugglers
Mark Emerton
David Baileff
We are actually a three man team. Our third member, Jason Hannah, is our car guru (knows a bit about cars).
About us:
Mark "Marky" is a spectacularly unfashionable nerd. He spends most of his time wearing tight white t-shirts and convincing himself that it is fashionable. Which if he was a stereotypical 80's rocker/body builder/good looking he might be able to pull off. Unfortunately he fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. We suspect his love of the white t-shirt is from his un-natural obsession with Top Gun. He enjoys eating raw pasta and colouring outside of the lines, in a vain attempt to 'stick it to the man''.
Mark however, despite his setbacks of getting a good degree and ataining a real job, is fairly well travelled and is very competent at all things techy and as such is in charge of all our gadgets/cameras/things which Dave doesnt know how to work.
Jason "Ja Ja" (agfter Ja Ja Binks) likes cars, going fast and hitting things with cars. His current projects on our intrepid exploring machine, Marco the Polo, include: Fitting the turret, Fitting the extra lights, Fitting the PA system, Fixing the broken fuel tank, Making a roof rack and some boring safety stuff. By day Jason is a project manager doing something with computers and schools, but by night Jason likes to don his legwarmers and best sequin jacket and go to our nearby sports centre where he compete is Roller Disco competions. How he got into that I will never know.
Jason is crucial to our team as he knows how to fix manly things like big sandwiches and using a saw.
Daves bio is to come when he finds some one to write it as it is suprisingly hard to write about yourself but you can rest assured he is awesome and very handsome. And vain.
May buddha bring you kittens,
Dave, Ja Ja Binks, Marky
